Cartoon Flaws part 1

Laugh, Kids... This is killer.

Scooby Doo Where Are You???

Scooby Doo and his high friend and master Shaggy. A giant Marmaduke-looking dog who is always hungry and his similarly hungry to-close-for-comfort friend and master Shaggy...Why are they afraid of anything?? He and Shaggy are taller than most guard dogs and their trainers. They live in a van with several other people and have seen stuff others could only imagine so by now shouldn't they be a bit jaded? Oh a ghost!!! So!!! Maybe it is the Scooby snacks? Some stuff should not be ingested, smoked, chewed, touched, etc., etc., etc...

Jabber-Jaw

So you are Curly from the Three Stooges and trapped in the body of a great white shark. You walk on land and breath air and know some kung-fu... So why in the world are you afraid of anything??? You have in a lot of episodes bitten through stone hard substances to get a sandwich or a piece of cake yet a costume villian approaches you with melee or hand weapon and you run. You have great white teeth (no pun intended) bite the mess out of that fool... Haven't you seen SNL's skit about the land shark??? I guess he doesn't understand how to use his killer smile.

PEANUTS

If it weren't for that Great Pumpkin episode and Franklin only being able to breakdance in the early episodes that show would have been perfect. OK. Snoopy kissing Lucy was kinda weird. She didn't have no fur (or fer after her name) Although she was kinda mean, did wear a pair of horns on Halloween and gave bad paid advice to Charlie... And let's not forget that football thing... Kinda evil.) Yet she was smart enough to know kissing a dog is wrong. She liked Schroeder. Schroeder liked his piano. Sally on occasion sat by his piano yet liked Linus. Linus loved his blanket yet believed in that dumb Great Pumpkin. Charlie who liked the little red head girl always was fooled by Lucy (with no fer) and was foolish enough to sit with Linus in that pumpkin patch waiting for something to happen that Halloween night... Which just turned out to be Snoopy. BTW - Snoopy was loved by several groupies all named Woodstock. Huh??? I didn't know birds of a feather who flocked together dug peanuts or dogs for that matter. (LOL)

Flintstones

Barney and Fred (plug 1 and plug 2 (with no pugs dah noose(sp) ) had Wilma and Betty. Betty is synonymous for pretty... yet Rosie O'Donnell played her in the movie. Say what??? Wilma a red head all in white and constantly in tears because of Fred's antics. Fred always angry and frustrated by everything in his honeymooner-like existence including his friend who always seems to help yet makes things worse. Kinda like the friend who is never at fault yet always in the middle of the mess you are in. Barney, Barney, Barney... Your nose is too big metaphorically for someone who is just a neighbor and just your size, however, they did wear women's garments once in a while which is me not making fun of their tunics because those things wear kinda cool. How can you be stone age primitive yet be so ethnically cool at the same time? Everybody will be wearing tunics in the future The Jetsons not included. FYI - I don't have any issues against the height impaired it is just those stone cold marble-like eyes...
Like little coals or pebbles. That is another post for some other day when we can let the sun shine in.
Bam-Bam! Without the weird chef throwing spices.
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