Happy Holidays Everyone!!!
My buddy, Spock, wrote a poem about his waiting in lines at the stores during the holidays. His writing partner in Philadelphia liked it so much that he and Spock have decided to turn it into a Christmas đ script (minus the gun lol)!!! Here’s the text that he sent the crew. FYI I’m the Captain that he’s referring to!
Peace ☮️ and happy holidays
N8
Already shared with the Captain. Figured share with the rest of the crew. Happy and Merry everyone!
It was the day before Christmas at the grocery store.
The parking lot was packed you could fit no more.
Every space was taken they parked on the street. Like Harry Katz at a wedding so a tip he could beat.
Inside the store it was quite the sight. Everywhere were customers looking for a fight.
Holiday groceries sold out not in sight.
Everyone was mad ready to fight.
Along came a jolly man so fat with a beard.
Through the crowd he jostled to the cookie aisle he neared.
He reached for the Oreos to dunk in his drink.
Someone drew a gun on him said "Don't even think".
He put them down and headed for the door.
"You all have gone crazy, I'll shop here no more".
As he walked down the block to his car out of sight.
He muttered,"These people are crazy, I'll get drunk tonight."
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